I brought sexy back. http://t.co/VUyWQT0k

Merry Christmas! Shitter’s full!

@snipeyhead <3 it - but all I can think of is this.... http://t.co/32PHDVCn

Breathe in.
Breathe out.
And don’t stab any of the fucktards.*

*Repeat.

Tee hee pic.twitter.com/M6P4jkdG

Take care of yourself and hold every day with your family precious. You never know when they will be gone.

The cute! It hurts! RT @geekylyndsay: @wilw She isn't a dog, but my hedgehog is a formidable stegosaurus.  http://twitpic.com/b97prj 

So - the elevator talks. And every time she says "going down", I giggle. It's the little things.

@angitaylorkiss Keep them on a leash and they’ll chew right through it.

Siri and I broke up already. She really is a useless bitch.

Love me some Picard. RT @fryguy_pa: Make it so! #2013 #NYE  http://twitpic.com/brbyyd 

@ton1lynn @dflenick Follow the  http://pta.org/sandyhook  link - details are there. They are decorating the kids new school for their return.

“Family is who you choose. It’s the relatives who are chosen for us.” AMEN.

36 Nights till Christmas!!

Question... Why do we care who Sarah Palin endorsed?

Sometimes I just have to stop and say, Damn... I am a very lucky woman.

Set a timer to get the kid out of the bath. When it went off, he yelled "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEGAZORD WINS!"

Only my kid can take 2 foam fish bath toys and make a "laser cannon" out of them. pic.twitter.com/8wbOuHSL

This. RT @onewonderwoman: Nothing sexier than people who don't apologize for being exactly who they are.

RT @nonapeptide: RT @mikerigsby: He gets laid as often as he has to reboot http://t.co/V7HpOp1o < That's hot.