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And don’t stab any of the fucktards.*
Merry Christmas! Shitter’s full!
Take care of yourself and hold every day with your family precious. You never know when they will be gone.
So - the elevator talks. And every time she says "going down", I giggle. It's the little things.
I think all pumpkin farms should have spiked cider to help the parents deal with all of the screaming children.
Siri and I broke up already. She really is a useless bitch.
“Family is who you choose. It’s the relatives who are chosen for us.” AMEN.
36 Nights till Christmas!!
Question... Why do we care who Sarah Palin endorsed?
Sometimes I just have to stop and say, Damn... I am a very lucky woman.