Dear @mittromney, you have a #FailingAgenda if you're more interested in paying for promoted tweets/hash tags than your fair share in taxes.

#ObamaHardships: being President of a country that includes people with so little respect for other people, let alone the President.

Dear #GOP, if after your convention there's more discussion about an actor & an empty chair than your nominee…you're doing it wrong ;)

NBC's Jekyll & Hyde canned after just 2 shows  http://bit.ly/Xxokoa  "lowest-rated season opener in the history of major network television"

Note to universe: This would've been a much better Olympic Opening Ceremony if I could have been reading tweets from Douglas Adams about it.

Justin Bieber set to release a memoir http://bit.ly/b6XLYh < Okay, new rule: If I have boots older than you, you can't write a memoir.

@amandapalmer I used to think it was when I got paid. Then I realized I was an actual writer when I wrote whether I got paid or not.

Hoodies aren't scary. You know what's scary? Old white guys in suits with American flag pins -- those fuckers scare the bejeesus out of me.

Dear People of Faith, Your religion is between you and your deity, and should not be placed between anyone else and their health insurance.

What @thinkgeek *Should* Have Done (And Still Can!)  http://wp.me/pmb8S-aU 

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." Dorothy Parker

So, this Russian meteor thing… I'm assuming this means there will be a Russian Superman in a couple decades? #EveryoneElseThoughtThatRight?

Microsoft Offers Guide to Adapting Your Site for IE 10  http://bit.ly/TIAubE  < No site should adapt to a browser, dammit! #WhyWeHaveStandards

I really wish news organizations would quit lumping Romney's LDS tithe in with his "charity" contributions. Not quite the same thing IMO.

Christian ‘ex-gay’ porn star: The devil comes out of your anus when you have gay sex  http://bit.ly/UAwnpI  #AlsoNotTheOnion

59 Congressmen Get An "F" on First-Ever Income Inequality Report Card http://t.co/wbIUj8ns < "All of the failing grades went to Republicans"

To properly mark the 35th anniversary of Elvis' death, I suggest everyone watches this tonight: Bubba Ho-Tep http://t.co/gLNkPpjV :)

If Romney is having this much trouble in England, I can't wait to see what happens in Poland & Israel. #MittensAbroad

"Men have become the tools of their tools." Henry David Thoreau

200,000 Piece Lego Sci-Fi Jaw Dropper  http://bit.ly/11xnfSD  < Completely and utterly amazing…