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If someone says I'm smarter than I look, they are not smart.
If you want to sound really redneck and gross, just use the word commode a lot.
Had to conceal my lunchable so it could be in the fridge at work with all the big people food. Gonna go eat my Trix now.
If someone turned my house into a Microsoft store when I was gone they would get a punch in the throat
Always fun to be at work an hour and a half before you realize your pants are unzipped. #professional
Ok, so I watched ONE episode of Power Rangers a few days ago and now my Netflix suggestions looks like it's for a 9 yr old boy.
Marc been layin out? He looks tanner.
NOOOOOOOOO morning NOOO, not yet. Not yet!!
Had to design a logo for a store that has 7 words in it. SEVEN words.
graphic designer, runner, sports enthusiast, downtowner