@gemshwil's (Greg) most faved Tweets...
I have an affinity for chocolate chip cookies. What I really mean is that I love them. And by love I mean I want them inside of me.
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offdutygnomemelmarenohsnapitsMegan
#Faceflogged: Being repeatedly surprised/disappointed by the content of one's Facebook friends' postings.
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offdutygnomeohsnapitsMegan
Little known fact: George Lucas founded Industrial Light & Magic to digitally affix his beard, masking his missing chin http://idek.net/ogu
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offdutygnome
Trying to break free from my couch. Apparently I am gravity's bitch.
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offdutygnome
Rancorhead #starwarsbandnames
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offdutygnome
The Chicago Bears, burn me once again for doubting them.
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offdutygnome
This shit is Bananas! #WhatAMonkeysays
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ohsnapitsMegan
There are not enough occasions that require unusual hats.
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offdutygnome
Q: #Squarespace A: Where Sponge Bob keeps his pants
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offdutygnome
I'm not stuck in Indiana, I'm just here.
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offdutygnome
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