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OCCULTIFY WALL STREET. skeletons everywhere, pentagrams on the sidewalk, people in wizard garb on the bus to work. casting all kinda spells
EarBud: They said a dog made completely out of ears couldn't play basketball... Until they met EarBud.
Next time someone starts talking to you about something you don't care about just say "Do you have any Xbox questions for me today?"
dj hacks! drop trance on your teenage audience. they'll be stumped trying to figure out what kind of dubstep it is.
the swimming pool is nice and deep but we're not really sure how deep, visibility drops off completely after a mile or so #surrealestate
rap game parappa the rapper okay that's the only rap game I can think of
so how well did the steam sale treat you guys? *talking to a bunch of ants on the sidewalk* cool well i'm gonna go play tf2 *walks into traf
coding in python is kind of like having effortless sex with your own ideas
The arrest is coming from INSIDE CNN
RICK SANTORUM IS IN DEBT FROM HIS CAMPAIGN AND IS NOW ASKING FOR HANDOUTS
utilities are absolutely included! water, electricity, gunpowder, animal bones, spiders, mist. yep, all included. #surrealestate
whoa Pendulum broke up, whoa Swedish House Mafia broke up, whoa Deadmau5 broke up and became 50 tiny mice scurrying everywhere
#TakingOverTwitter wow, gj twitter users. you took over twitter. now 100% of tweets are made by you, the twitter users. excellent
reminder that deadmau5's cat is verified on twitter
boner? I hardly knew any funny jokes
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