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Bartender asks a woman what she wants. "An entendre," she says. "Make it a double." So he gives it to her.
Why does every single person you look up on Wikipedia resemble Jimmy Wales?
Boycott DC Comics new digital-first Superman by Orson Scott Card. Here's why. Brilliant piece by @ghweldon http://www.npr.org/2013/02/17/172229592/man-of-tomorrow-superman-orson-scott-card-and-me …
I'm amazed when someone identifies himself as conservative. It should be something you practice in private, cackling. Like satanism.
The Washington Post is going to issue new Tweeting guidelines for employees! I'd better get this in under the wire: Fuck.
If it turns out that Obama is Nixon, I am going to be REALLY PISSED.
Hey, want to see really good writing? The great Anne Hull on a high school girl living in poverty: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-new-castle-pa-trying-to-break-free-of-poverty/2012/12/08/f41f20ec-3985-11e2-8a97-363b0f9a0ab3_story.html …
Every person who reclines in a plane is a rude, selfish son or daughter of a bitch. There are no exceptions.
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