Going to college is like kindergarten for adults.

Hiphop if funny bc it claims to be so respectful of it's past and martyrs but it probably does that the least of all musical genres.

UPSIDE DOWN ZOMBIE FACE.

The 7th rule of Fight Club is bring snacks.

Separate church and state, from your life.

General Tso the enemy is approaching!

*camera pans to him stirring huge pot of delicious sauce*

Lil Wayne and Rick Ross should collab together on a track, a railroad track preferably.

Oh hey I'm the apocalypse, I am a little no call no show ass bitch.

GENREFREE PRESENTS ECHO BOOMER'S iNCOLOR: purpl. New 5 song EP, ask me bout it.

Going to be mailing out the first run of my new EP today, hit me w an address if you want one, I'm sending them out free for the time being.

Yo ghosts, why don't you just fucking say stuff.

My bacon has a first name it's K-e-v-i-n.

Old McDonald had a farm, new McDonald has chicken paste in freezers.

If you do a cartwheel on the beach and nobody sees it are you still gay?

Infinite gratitude to our greatest friend/fan @gropptimusprime you start the best @midwesthype chants.

I'm eternally grateful for the existence of Bob Marley.

What's special about today?

Your mom.

Gonna be hilarious to see how these jock homophobes react when they find out a quarter of every national sports league is gay.

Don't try and tell me my cat doesn't astral project.

Happy to say @midwesthype has sold out what Rolling Stone calls the 5th best club in America. @schubas