Never die a virgin, when you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber... #atheist

Wow it's hot today. I'm sweating like a #christian in a science class

@mrozatheist @weiannnnn question for any theists. If your god suddenly disappeared how would anyone know ?

I don't understand why Christians are against gay marriage.Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright. #atheist

God created Adam and Eve.
God made them naked.
God watched over them.
therefore, God invented porn.
Well played, God ,well played.

#atheist

RT @time: Every year we pick 140 Twitter feeds that are shaping conversation. Who should be on the list? <vote @gspellchecker @ #Twitter140

If Kony abducts Bieber I'm switching allegiance

You can tell a lot about a person by which X Factor contestant they like.For example,if they like any of them, they're completely fucktarded

RT @judelovespink: Without God there'd be no reason to be an #atheist << if there were a god we'd have no reason to be atheist

Just posted a photo http://t.co/BMzj9W5q

What if 'Deja Vu' is actually you losing a life and you are starting back from the last checkpoint?

Check out #yuckalert and @blondygirl1 she's the twitter equivalent of running around with fingers in ears going lalalalalalala #atheist

In the beginning there was nothing.God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light.There was still nothing, but you could see it better.

Easter is cancelled ........ They found the body :-)

"When God closes a door, he opens a window."
Sounds to me like he's preparing for a shit
#atheist

Instead of #god I pray to chocolate, same outcome better flavour #atheist

RT @gspellchecker let's see if we can get ~> @zulkiflim to answer this simple question ~> http://t.co/yAh8eUTa #Attempt
#atheist RT please

Islam, peace and love http://t.co/bzK4oyq0

Islam, bringing peace to a city near you http://t.co/uvmZJjm7

I've an idea , rather than put all us #atheists on #yuckalert why don't these religious fuckwits just pray us away? #atheistrollcall