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2013 is the year I achieve my childhood dream: Becoming a fire truck.
Ladies got the best butts. (Sorry, dudes)
Farts are butt ghosts.
If I was the guy who owned that boat I'd be like, "my wife was right: I should never have bought a boat."
Can you imagine a drunken crowd leaving a Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots game simultaneously? That's St. Patrick's day in Boston.
Stop reacting to changing clocks like it's new. We do this twice a year. I've done this 58 times. Shit ain't surprising. Pay attention.
Someone needs to make a character called Steez McQueen for me to boo.
My first OKcupid date is tomorrow. If I get murdered I want my obituary to note I died doing what I love: being murdered by strangers.
Man, today was not a good day for homophobic racists.
Breaking news: it isn't even 10 am yet.
Fuck whoever did this.
The MBTA will shut down tomorrow at 3:30 pm. Intentionally, this time.
I'm a filmmaker, improviser, and a decent dude. Hi. Creator of @RespectaFilms