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If the company is going to monitor my online activity, the least they could do is star some of this shit.
Boss says I need to speak my mind more often, so I'm changing my email signature to "I really don't give a fuck. Anthony"
Trying to think of a way to piss off my wife, so she forgets how I pissed her off yesterday. Yes, logic.
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A mandatory "business conditions" meeting on Friday can only mean one thing...BAGELS!!! And probably lay-offs too, but...BAGELS!
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You know the recession has hit you hard when you're selling homemade laundry detergent out of your front yard.
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I don't understand why people are so scared of Hurricane Jemima. I thought everyone loved pancakes.
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Told my boss I was late because I had explosive diarrhea. That should be the end of those questions.
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This day is going to require a powerful mix of uppers and caffeine. Pretty much like any other day.
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Eddie Money gave me his two tickets to paradise but they were revoked because WHY THE HELL DO THEY STILL PLAY THIS SONG
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While this debate on umbrellas is fascinating, I think I'll step out to look for a sharp stick to jab in my ear.
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