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I have no idea what to do when it comes to owners of vaginas.
My mom is telling a story of farting in an elevator and not taking credit for it. She's a real woman. And by woman, I mean terrorist.
That bear threw a piece of charmin toilet paper in that pond and soaked up all that water and destroyed the ecosystem of that area-Terrorist
My father just made a reference to 50 cent saying that he should be renamed "4 bit". Wow. Stellar performance.
I'm not in a band...i am a band...infinitely more attractive.
Let's just say that the grass isn't that much greener on the other side...but it is much fuller (they water the grass).
I have found that green apples are never as sour as sour green apple jolly ranchers are.
Why is the mp3 so claustrophobic? Because he's always being compressed!
Beethoven makes me chuckle.
Composing is a difficult thing to accomplish when you have so many distractions around you...Yeah...that's right twitter I'm talking to you.
Let's try not to put things in perspective every once in a while.