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SIR,

I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF 7 GOOGLE WAVE INVITES OUT OF NIGERIA.

I AWAIT YOUR INTEREST.
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I've always thought Gandalf was kind of a dick, making Frodo walk into Mordor when he could've just flown there in a giant fucking eagle.
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Have you ever stood naked in front of the computer, and wondered if the CIA is secretly watching through the webcam?

Uh… yeah, me neither.
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God never closes a door without opening a window and setting a bear trap under the windowsill.
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LOL JUST MADE ALL THE #SFTU TWEETUPPERS EAT EX-LAX-LACED “CHOCOLATES” LOLOLOL
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I seriously hope whoever invented the necktie died a slow, painful death in a freakish necktie-related incident.
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My people don’t get this meme.
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Just configured a $5,930 Leica M7 camera at the Leica à la carte website. Then I closed the browser and sobbed quietly at my desk.
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You know Gmail’s “Undo Send” feature? I need that for my mouth.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, hey, do you think I could borrow like five million dollars too?
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Ropes ✔
Pulleys ✔
Harness ✔
Knife ✔
Jean Reno ✔

OK, I’m ready to go to the Yerba Buena Center for the Apple event.
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Eating OH GOD I CAN’T EAT ANY MORE ON THIS TRIP.
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Making a Twitter list of people who keep complaining about not having Twitter lists.
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Spending Valentine’s alone in my sweatpants, eating Froot Loops straight out of the box like our forefathers intended.
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I think the place I’ll miss the most in San Francisco is going to be the lobby of the Hotel Vertigo.
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The Wi-Fi at the Vertigo blows harder than your mom. Oh well, at least it’s free.

Like your mom.
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Getting instant live feedback to tweets is so much better than stars and hearts.
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I’m about to start nanoNaNoWriMo, where I’ll attempt to write 0.00005 words.

…Aaaaand done! With words to spare!
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Indiana Jones and the GoDaddy Checkout Process.
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The competition between Twitter and Facebook to see who can make the most useless “Remember Me” checkbox is getting quite intense.
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