RT “@nfl_stats: Who would you rather have?
RT Russell Wilson
FAV RG3
QUOTE Andrew Luck”

@amelialikesyou I watched the office today, saw Angela in her penguin costume and was mad AF she stole that shit from u

Lol @ put people who put single in their bio. It's twitter, everyones single!

A receiver looking for a flag after a drop is the same as a baseball player looking at their glove after an error.

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I’m Jay Cutler for Halloween today. I’m just laying down and crying a lot

@treywafer foosball is the devil

FUCK YES

#MVPEYTON

RG3 grew up a broncos/John Elway fan?
He just gained a lot of points in my book

People need to stop being pussies over everything. Everything hurts someone’s feelings. Grow up

I think I’m going to start texting with hash tags to people who annoy me

@shitpussiessay lmao. Spot on. Only pussies play lacrosse

I want to make awful decisions in San Diego.

#SignsSheWantsTheD she knows the first letter of your first name

#SignsSheWantsTheD if she smiles in your general direction at any given time

“@kreayshawn: nothing to do but smoke more weed” u r so hard

Why hasn't Rebecca black made a song about Saturday? Saturday is way better then Friday. That dumb bitch

@whatadouchebag_ too bad JB is a girl. Cuz we could totally kick her ass now and it wouldn't be assault on a minor

We are going to sweep the division again next season lmao