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Life: what's happening to everyone else while we are on twitter.
The best part of twitter is meeting people from all over. The worst part of twitter is that everyone awesome is so far away.
Hey guys, do something. Bitches love something.
"We go together like peanut butter and cocaine!"
Life: I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.
When people say don't retweet me? I always retweet it. Because fuck you.
I think there should be a "fuck you" button. Read a fucked up tweet? Click "fuck you". Better than favstar. Fuckstar.
I don't really think you CAN do twitter wrong, unless you're just trolling. Follow who you want, tweet what you want. But don't be a douche.
You say whatever. I say shut your fucking face.
I like it best when you are yourself.
Unless you're annoying. Don't do that.
I fucking hate u twitter. Noo no no I love you. Kiss my ass bitch! Oh baby, I'm so sorry. I love you.
Come on people! Do the wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! RT
You know when you say something, just expressing your thoughts, and you hurt someones feelings? Completely innocently? That. All the time.
I like how some conservative Republicans want the government out of everything. Except their marriage, uterus, health care, money...
A starfuck isn't a true starfuck without retweets. It's unfinished and unsatisfying, like your sexlife. That's what she said. Yer mom.
Come ON! That tweet totally deserves stars! - me, after every tweet.
Cousin on fb: wtf is pansexual?
Me: like bisexual, but not as specific
Cousin: wat is wrong wit america
Me: closed minded individuals.
Retweets really breathe life into tweets. You *can* live forever, little tweet. As long as people retweet.
awwww that's so cute! you think you matter. :) did your mom say you were attractive, too?