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The best part of twitter is meeting people from all over. The worst part of twitter is that everyone awesome is so far away.
Life: what's happening to everyone else while we are on twitter.
Hey guys, do something. Bitches love something.
I like it best when you are yourself.
Unless you're annoying. Don't do that.
When people say don't retweet me? I always retweet it. Because fuck you.
I think there should be a "fuck you" button. Read a fucked up tweet? Click "fuck you". Better than favstar. Fuckstar.
I don't really think you CAN do twitter wrong, unless you're just trolling. Follow who you want, tweet what you want. But don't be a douche.
You say whatever. I say shut your fucking face.
A starfuck isn't a true starfuck without retweets. It's unfinished and unsatisfying, like your sexlife. That's what she said. Yer mom.
a manual retweet is like buying someone a drink and spitting in it as you hand it to them.
Come ON! That tweet totally deserves stars! - me, after every tweet.
Retweets really breathe life into tweets. You *can* live forever, little tweet. As long as people retweet.
Cousin on fb: wtf is pansexual?
Me: like bisexual, but not as specific
Cousin: wat is wrong wit america
Me: closed minded individuals.
I like how some conservative Republicans want the government out of everything. Except their marriage, uterus, health care, money...
Come on people! Do the wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! RT
"Sexual or polar?"
I really don't know why I follow some of you weirdos.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO TWEET!
*sends this instead*
mcdonalds has pumpkin spice lattes. you've gone too far whitey. you've gone too far.
awwww that's so cute! you think you matter. :) did your mom say you were attractive, too?