The best part of twitter is meeting people from all over. The worst part of twitter is that everyone awesome is so far away.

Life: what's happening to everyone else while we are on twitter.

Hey guys, do something. Bitches love something.

"We go together like peanut butter and cocaine!"

Life: I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.

When people say don't retweet me? I always retweet it. Because fuck you.

I like it best when you are yourself.


Unless you're annoying. Don't do that.

I don't really think you CAN do twitter wrong, unless you're just trolling. Follow who you want, tweet what you want. But don't be a douche.

I think there should be a "fuck you" button. Read a fucked up tweet? Click "fuck you". Better than favstar. Fuckstar.

#bellletstalk I've struggled with depression a whole lot. I am ashamed to admit that I just try to ignore it. This tweet is difficult for me

You say whatever. I say shut your fucking face.

I fucking hate u twitter. Noo no no I love you. Kiss my ass bitch! Oh baby, I'm so sorry. I love you.

#bipolartweets

*shrug life*

Come ON! That tweet totally deserves stars! - me, after every tweet.

A starfuck isn't a true starfuck without retweets. It's unfinished and unsatisfying, like your sexlife. That's what she said. Yer mom.

I like how some conservative Republicans want the government out of everything. Except their marriage, uterus, health care, money...

Cousin on fb: wtf is pansexual?
Me: like bisexual, but not as specific
Cousin: wat is wrong wit america
Me: closed minded individuals.

Come on people! Do the wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! RT

Retweets really breathe life into tweets. You *can* live forever, little tweet. As long as people retweet.

You know when you say something, just expressing your thoughts, and you hurt someones feelings? Completely innocently? That. All the time.