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The best part of twitter is meeting people from all over. The worst part of twitter is that everyone awesome is so far away.
Life: what's happening to everyone else while we are on twitter.
Hey guys, do something. Bitches love something.
"We go together like peanut butter and cocaine!"
Life: I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.
When people say don't retweet me? I always retweet it. Because fuck you.
I like it best when you are yourself.
Unless you're annoying. Don't do that.
I don't really think you CAN do twitter wrong, unless you're just trolling. Follow who you want, tweet what you want. But don't be a douche.
I think there should be a "fuck you" button. Read a fucked up tweet? Click "fuck you". Better than favstar. Fuckstar.
You say whatever. I say shut your fucking face.
I fucking hate u twitter. Noo no no I love you. Kiss my ass bitch! Oh baby, I'm so sorry. I love you.
Come ON! That tweet totally deserves stars! - me, after every tweet.
A starfuck isn't a true starfuck without retweets. It's unfinished and unsatisfying, like your sexlife. That's what she said. Yer mom.
I like how some conservative Republicans want the government out of everything. Except their marriage, uterus, health care, money...
Cousin on fb: wtf is pansexual?
Me: like bisexual, but not as specific
Cousin: wat is wrong wit america
Me: closed minded individuals.
Come on people! Do the wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/ wave! (/._.)/ (/._.)/wave! RT
Retweets really breathe life into tweets. You *can* live forever, little tweet. As long as people retweet.
You know when you say something, just expressing your thoughts, and you hurt someones feelings? Completely innocently? That. All the time.
awwww that's so cute! you think you matter. :) did your mom say you were attractive, too?