#waystosayyourbreathstinks: simply offer some gum. You'll get a clue then because people just don't give out gum like that lol

#thingslongerthankimsmarriage Chris Brown's part in Stomp the Yard.

#ThingsNotToSayToYourBoss I DON'T NEED THIS MY MAN HAS TWO JOBS. TWOOO JOBSSSS *Rochelle voice*

#MySophmoreYear is spelled wrong. Smfh.

#ItsAlwaysTheUglyGirls that start drama with others

#SheIsPrettyBecause she's a pro in photoshop.

Capricorns, Cancers, Leos & Aries >

LeBron's hairline jokes are OLD and annoying.

#Leo season > you love us.

Fall weather > 😁⛅🍁🍃🍂🌿🌿🌾🌳

#yougottaberealspecial if I text you everyday.

@caseyveggies >

I think I have more bitches than @lilbthebasedgod

Too many girls tweet about their feelings instead of telling their significant other straight up, then wonder why "he won't understand"

If #oomf asked me to be with him right now, I'd take him in a heartbeat.

iMessaging > texting

Yes, there's a difference.

Me & #oomf look so good together

I love when people trust me to tell me anything. I never wanna break those types of bonds.

#ICantStandWhen: hoes call other girls hoes. You can't do that..

Don't tweet about it, be about it 👌