NASA: Where we'll have fun, fun, fun until Congress takes the funding away.

My free recording of @sandramccracken courtesy of @cjhubbs @jholland444 @wally_walker @hansonfananita is now online! http://t.co/o9cXg8Sd

I wish that we Americans, regardless of stripe, would realize that we all woke up on second base and didn't hit a double. We're fortunate.

oh WOW #starwars RT @dmpontious I just lol'd. This is amazing. http://t.co/0NB7N3l

The longer that @uahchargers ignores the @lysaghtk story, the madder I get. I'd want to know about any of our students, not just @uahhockey.

Wow. I won't describe the link so that the surprise isn't spoiled. Worth your time: http://t.co/3CSrOGZO

Obama re-elected, Aggies beat the Tide … bad week for elephants, man.

Here's how you know that Apple is run by an Alabamian: Crisco is in the autocorrect dictionary. #makethebiscuits

One month, four days, twenty-one hours, fifty-nine minutes. @uahhockey

To my ears, Ctrl is the most beautiful @derekwebb album yet. His powerful voice is front and center, right in his wheelhouse, and strong.

America, Ryan Hollins just secured an offensive rebound. Please celebrate by conceiving a child. #celticschat

I'm proud of UAH's geeks. #SOPA http://t.co/quTWcRqD [It is permissible to paint that. No rules were broken.]

This one is for fans of @sandramccracken: http://www.archive.org/details/SandraMcCracken2010-06-05 That @derekwebb guy plays bass.

If you like both the Oxford comma and two spaces after a period, I'd like you to come sit at my cool-kids table.

Y'all, @sandramccracken should not have tickets left at the door. She's good, promise. Listen http://t.co/o9cSIyJ3 and http://t.co/jBMQmumW

Wanted: car stereo that I can just slide my iPhone into cassette-stylie.

"I screwed up. I owe you an apology. I'm about to make this worse." #netflix

Krispy Kreme locations should have Twitter accounts that auto-post when the Hot Doughnuts Now sign is lit.

Your new awesome for the day: http://www.subzin.com/ Never miss that movie quote again; add it to Netflix after you look it up.

There's enough pow'r in the blood that we don't need no vowels.