This is something I'm really looking forward to. @madmen_amc pic.twitter.com/MS08wiCaRz

Thanks to @notbillwalton I'll be listening to this for the rest of the week. #Represent pic.twitter.com/rN808CeqFM

Only a few more hours until I'm cursing out Pitt for being down 7 at half before beating Wichita St. by 2, while going 8 for 25 from FTL.

I want to see some dreads on the @mlbtheshow cover, so I voted for @thecutch22. May the best head of hair win. Vote by tweeting #MLB13Cutch

Maybe this Seau situation will help some of you realize what Roger Goodell is trying to accomplish in the NFL.

As a Pope, shouldn't you have to give way more of a notice than two weeks?

@iamsauerkraut @theonion Sarcasm much?

Early results are in from the polls in Western Pennsylvania, and the only consensus is that there's a lack of "I Voted" stickers.

Brutal SI cover for this week: http://t.co/4nRNDcAp #PennState

Hope the Cards are monitoring Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter account right about now.

@biggutharena @pirates You should use that flag to cover up that ugly WVU stuff.

Snow be damned!! @yinzcantpark @yplac pic.twitter.com/ROgXjkq3kr

#AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen #AndrewMcCutchen

I just got a press release for a horror movie titled "Big Tits Zombie." I'm sure it's gonna be great.

It's weird hearing Reggie Miller do a Pacers game. He should be out there taunting Spike Lee and the Knicks.

Every time I see "Danica Patrick is on the pole" I giggle a little bit.

Glad my girlfriend and I have this private time during the day. #teoing pic.twitter.com/OUseKeTS

Sometimes, Twitter will keep me on the can for an extra 30-45 minutes.

Raid: Redemption raised the level on badassery! Wow, what a movie. I will go back.

Best. Website. Ever. http://t.co/UzCOdyrW @mrtonysays