#20topfavouritesongsever "Friday" by Rebecca Black

Titanic 2 is going to be better than the original. http://t.co/LyPEzPgp

I honestly thought MTV was the master of creating the absolute worst shows on tv. Shoutout to TLC for creating the Honey Boo Boo Child Show.

Somewhere in Mexico, someone is seriously confused why everyone in the United States is protesting against soup. #SOPA

#ThingsToNeverAskADJ Why did your parents name you DJ?

I've got this weird, sinking feeling about the Titanic II being built.

#BandsYouCantDislike Rubber. Try it. Try to hate Rubber Bands.

I'll be your Chris Brown. #candyheartrejects

#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Thou shalt not connect your Twitter to your Facebook

What I am learning from the "If I Had a Gun" trend is to never give a 13 year old fangirl a gun. Serial killers in the making...

Gotta support my Justin. Screw cancer! Let's fight it together, man! #BaldForBieber pic.twitter.com/NQkzpMRL

#PlacesYouWontFindAWife On Brokeback Mountain

The #sexyface trend was started by Kal Penn to gain support for Obama. Now people are using it as an excuse to tweet Zac Efron pics #AMERICA

Shouldn't Green Day be asleep right now? It's September.

North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party that everyone is trying to calm down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.

HOW DARE TWITTER TREND #RIPChrisBrown! Let's all beat women in rage of this trending topic!

#SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget "Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"

"All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous." -Honey Boo Boo's mom

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I get tail. Tails, I get head. #SexualPickUpLines

People are dying all over the world, but guys, you don't understand.... MILEY CYRUS GOT A HAIRCUT!