@pattonoswalt I want to eat ribs and listen to salsa music with him every day!

@sciencewtf @entropyxz It's a wet dog.

The Knicks have a bright future with all the youth and depth they have. #2022playoffs

This is all anyone should be tweeting right now. RT @pattonoswalt: Thank you forever, @charltonbrooker:  http://bit.ly/NH0Aun 

@pip2332nets @henrysanchez @dagaustin2000 I trust a guy named Pedro Martinez when he talks about pitching!

#NBABallot Brook Lopez

One of these refs actually stopped Joe Johnson on a fast break.

Thanks to the talented @ckcash30 for the new NetsDaily avatar. No more trolling with his Stack logo!

#NBABallot Joe Johnson

.@djmisterdior If the Suns trade an unrotected #1 for Iman Shumpert they should be kicked out of the league.

Great. Fine. Calipari, J Smoove and Howard to the Nets and just go 100% old school heel. Hit Mirza with a steel chair b4 every game.

@nfl_stats @dcc_ashley What OTHER kind of Cowboys cheerleader is there?

Hey, @metsgm, how's the vacation going!

No doubt, but he won't pitch for shit. RT @ozzieguillen: I think carlos zambrano going to kick some behind this year

@ed_boulanger They DID win that one playoff game. CHAMPIONS, BABY!

Toko has played harder in this quarter than "Crash" has played all year. #thanksavery #thankspj

#Nets Stat of the Night. Reggie Evans has scored 8 points in 2:29:16 over his last 7 games.

@gtosports @henrysanchez That's what she said.

#NBABallot Jason Collins

@carolinecasey I turned into Joe Pesci, but it took 30 years and about 10, 000 Snickers.