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Please tell me more about how you curate some bullshit.
Why do pizza slice bikinis apparently not exist when pizza slices are literally the most perfect shape for a bikini top or bottom?
Sitting at a gay bar watching the TV because there is currently a show about lemurs on.
There are some extra bad smells at Nightlight tonight.
I need you to forge a hot and horny, yet realistically low-key note in Kurt's handwriting and slip it onto Martha Dumptruck's lunch tray.
Wow I sincerely hope this train is going to hell because some unwashed girl just boarded with a ukelele.
Just when my day off was going a little awry, I got to meet a giant great dane!
"Strumming the ukelele" is my new euphemism for when twee young people are jerkin it.
"'You have a friend for life,' former NBA star Dennis Rodman told Kim Jong-un, the leader of the Stalinist and reclusive North Korea..."
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Staying up late / sleeping in is my true vice.
Saw an article on Gawker about "Pinterest for Men." Has no one ever heard of Tumblr? Or Reddit? Or the internet, basically?
I wish Hank Hill was my dad so that he could tell me to buck up and hand me a beer or something.