Dear People Who Name and Shame When You Unfollow Them, I unfollowed because you're dull and unfunny. But well done for announcing it."

Now sorting out all my non followers, fuck u

@loopyloup: This ones for you cookie monster @giles2604 pic.twitter.com/jlwfgfY1

Biggest mistake I have made in my life is.... letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve"

Local chicken farmer hiring staff for Christmas, £9.50/hour. experience handling small cocks required .You start Monday!

Just had a DM from one of my followers wanting to know what underwear I'm wearing, y I'm wearing boxers from Next, strange request

@loopyloup Are you sitting on a merry go round

Cookie monster is back

@loopyloup can't beat a bit of kids telly to cheer you up,life isn't so serious then

Morning all, Its my BIRTHDAY!!!

"@andyeddolfc: Apparently its steak & blow job day today......And both come rare & never well done.... #genius"@loopyloup

@loopyloup incentive to get better, me in a Nurses uniform and I won't shave me legs

@jennifergr8 @loopyloup Check me out in a 3 way with u2.

#FF my two favourite funny girls @jennifergr8 @loopyloup

@loopyloup Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day and lots of drunken tweets

@loopyloup Happy Valentine Super Nurse

@loopyloup My only problem now,all the woman in Essex talk funny and look like umper lumpers!

Its a day off Snow,Sex and Beer,well 2 out of 3 at least

@loopyloup Animal onesie! What are you a tiger, grrrr

Telling people you have a huge erection in the garden is wrong,all I meant was me new shed