@amandapalmer http://twitpic.com/36wlzt - First rule of Confederate Zombie Fight Club: mano-a-mano.

@jay_fury_ Father Washington, give us strength!

@jay_fury_ "Breathing up all the white man's air!"

Realizing that a to-do list requires that you actually pay attention to it, and then do the things on the list. I'll have to add that to it.

"The opposite of Budweiser is beer." http://t.co/1JmyJxyG

#fuckplanb is bourgeois nonsense; it really means "I can always move back to mama's". People who can't do that have more than one plan.

music so excellent i just happily paid 20 bucks for it: http://malblum.bandcamp.com/album/for-making-art-ep cc @malblum :)

@djolder "Ve haf an extensive dossier on you..."

.@querulus A Little Boot #childrensclassics

@jay_fury_ lol was it I?

@jay_fury_ how did they have the time when they were so busy using the Devil's Poppy to steal all the white women?

Yeah don't do that RT @silencewedge Heating mercury thiocyanate looks like you've opened a portal to hell  http://i.imgur.com/zpBrKrK.gif 

@uncannyjay just like the B-52's...

.@querulus he didn't want Commodus either!

Still no power, but glad there's sunlight & clear skies.

@uncannyjay here you go: http://t.co/ZfcjztGd

A Brief History of MSNBC employees losing their shit http://t.co/lMtUG2li via @humanitycritic

LOL | Michele Bachmann Makes Surprise Visit To Synagogue, Congregants Storm Out And Donate To Her Opponent http://t.co/5dv5e2Te

@uncannyjay I keep thinking of that Chapelle sketch. "DARKNESS HAS FALLEN."

@uncannyjay no, not everything. :-)