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Facial tattoos tell me that we're gonna want different things out of this marriage.
More like "Be-GONE-ce"! Amirite, people with ears and eyes?
Just witnessed an elderly woman buying a value pack of enemas and a case of Budweiser...looks like someone's about to party.
Me: how much do u charge to consult?
Him: about $3000
Me: wow! So what kind of advice do they get for $200?
Him: Try good...
Anyone who uses the phrase "it's not who I am, it's what I do" has a parent who wishes their kid wasn't in porn.
if you're not outraged, you're probably a well-adjusted person who gets along with a lot of people. #WheresThisBumperSticker?
It sounds like a bird sanctuary outside my window...if there was heavy traffic, three crying babies and a tamale cart in a bird sanctuary...
Famous people, please don't assume we all know who u are & write something coy and cryptic in ur bio. Not all of us know who u are.
Host of The Pretty Good Podcast, Comical scribe, Trivia(l) enthusiast, Hoarder.