Boy and girl next to me in the lib just exchanged phone numbers like F off

Saw a pregnant woman and cried. Paid to take pictures of babies. My life is actually complete.

Jimmy Carter looks like Karl Lagerfeld from here

@alexnewtweets i feel like you and michael cera would be best friends

passé composé

One time on April fools I put my posters in my mom & dad's room so they would think they woke up in the wrong room. It didn't work.

@alexnewtweets get a phone get a dad get a life

Trapped in the closet RT “@hannah_yall: smoking weed in my rotating closet”

Spilled ketchup all over myself and my new shoes

My high school has an iPhone app what can your school do

@katherinekaym take a look at how the kulaks fought back -- opening the door naked bc they would strip them anyways #USSR

Having one of those moments where I reflect on how weird college is

"Droughts are for poor people, do you think J Lo has a brown lawn? People who have extra water have extra class."

jingle jingle jingle I can't f-ing sleep

is it platinum is it gold

Home to see this man who only wants his iPad  http://instagr.am/p/SUBiEYnOUr/ 

Can't feel y face :(

Walking > driving to the gym because 1. I can stare at all the babies on campus, and 2. A lot of people like me and say hi to me... So...

@katherinekaym eejit

Taylor Swift's "The Lucky One" feels a lot like Britney Spears's "Lucky" ..... Too obvious?