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Boy and girl next to me in the lib just exchanged phone numbers like F off
Saw a pregnant woman and cried. Paid to take pictures of babies. My life is actually complete.
Jimmy Carter looks like Karl Lagerfeld from here
One time on April fools I put my posters in my mom & dad's room so they would think they woke up in the wrong room. It didn't work.
Spilled ketchup all over myself and my new shoes
My high school has an iPhone app what can your school do
Having one of those moments where I reflect on how weird college is
"Droughts are for poor people, do you think J Lo has a brown lawn? People who have extra water have extra class."
jingle jingle jingle I can't f-ing sleep
is it platinum is it gold
Can't feel y face :(
Walking > driving to the gym because 1. I can stare at all the babies on campus, and 2. A lot of people like me and say hi to me... So...
Taylor Swift's "The Lucky One" feels a lot like Britney Spears's "Lucky" ..... Too obvious?