Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life  http://www.theonion.com/articles/find-the-thing-youre-most-passionate-about-then-do,31742/?ref=auto …

Can we all please stop laughing and pointing at each other's mistakes? What a terrible culture of self-righteous bullies we've become.

An app that detects drunk tweeting and reminds you to drink a liter of water and take two Advil before you fall asleep.

Went to the Sears Tower skydeck today. 0 visibility. But the light was insane & felt like you're walking into heaven. pic.twitter.com/WZlaNr2yQZ

Twas the night before iPhonemas & all through the house, not a creature was stirring, most certainly not a mouse because those are so 2006.

Today I invented something called the "Mojito Nap". It's basically just a three-hour nap.

Under no circumstances in business should the subject line of an email be simply "Question".

"The only emails I get from you are your OOO replies..." Taylor Swift, please feel free to use those lyrics if you'd like.

#cynicalvalentinesdaycards pic.twitter.com/Oek1oQAd

Tweet | twēt | Noun. 1) a short message 2) a compressed unit of time: one human year equals seven Twitter years.

I hope all of this does not become the new entertainment.

Can someone please endorse me on Linkedin for "Reads entire text of emails thoroughly"?

In honor of International Women's Day, all of the women are taking the day off from work. Have fun guys.

I wish someone would do a portrait series of people who make terrible comments online.

The only positive thing I can say about this cocktail I'm drinking is that it has alcohol in it.

Helped my dad set up his Etsy. He's a master carpenter who now makes birdhouses in retirement.  http://www.etsy.com/shop/kotimaawoodworks …

Punch cards from when my mom was a key punch operator in the '70s. We used discarded ones for recipe cards. pic.twitter.com/NZDYmnMe

I'm twirling around my living room singing "I regreeeettt nooothing" right now. #HappyNewYear

I regret that I told @jasonriker about Grumpy Cat, because now my new nickname is Grumpy Cat.

Going on my French winter cleanse diet of gruyère, red wine & duck fat. If I look totally happy, you'll know why!