"Girl, look at that body / Girl, look at that body / Girl, look at that body," — Investigator at the scene of a triple murder-suicide

If you follow me and I follow you it means we're friends there's no turning back.

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Why are people still wearing galaxy leggings is it because we didn't stop kony.

“@uberfacts: Each cigarette smokes takes 5 to 11 minutes off of the smoker's life span.” Good.

I’m disc(over)ing you.

His palms spaghetti, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on his spaghetti already, mom’s spaghetti.

“In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life.”
— Tao Lin

'Can I try a 30 day free trial of being dead.'

Being so awkward with eye contact that you look away when someone on TV stares directly at the camera.

We accept the starter pokemon we think we deserve.

What do you mean cheese pizza isn't a sexuality.

#YourSexualHistoryInASingleImage pic.twitter.com/zjJFG44R

A sadness not even pizza can fix.

Hello friends I am having a go at the nhue colour lifestyle.

#FF @goaths @jcsef @famouscrab @santinodela @lunargirl @fox_ellie @viconian @postcrunk @_princeluke

Don't grow up, it's a trap.

I was promised an apocalypse I'm so sick of all the lies.

I ran into you when I was running away from myself.

*accidentally ruins everything*