.@albz I think Beyonce is winning the Superbowl.

LAUREN LOPEZ IS WRITING A COOKBOOK

Yknow, manicurists are really talented people. Such ephemeral works of art on such teeny canvases. #life

#pain

Anyways, in more serious news, I'm trying really hard to not make myself some pasta, and also I think there's a zombie outside.

“@alexcarpenter: You guys are so weird. I have been sent the strangest stuff on snapchat.” @marisaleighx #whoops?

I messed that up. I'll paraphrase now. "She's crazy! She's Cray like if Jay-Z had a sister!" #CrayZ #thatsthejoke #cantremembertherealquote

"She's crazy! Like if Jay-Z had a sister, it would be her."

k so now we can all go back to being friends and not talk about politics and ignore whoever voted for whoever because it's over. #nofighting

"Very well then. I'll do what you want...for now. But as soon as you turn your back..." LITERALLY WHAT SOME KID JUST SAID INTO HIS PHONE.

Does anyone else just decide life is useless upon remembering that Freddie Mercury is dead?

I love thursdays and hot guys and I'm just so happy riht now HOW CAN I EVEN TYPE HOLY POO

Everyone (in college) in the northeast is praying for classes to be cancelled tomorrow. #flooding

@schmelterformom meep sorry I ran away! I literally just woke up from a nap, so I was frazzled, plus I'm late for ballet which is terrifying

Hi yes I'll take the cholesterol and saturated fat for breakfast please, thank you.

@hayley_betz me neither girl. Me neither. I'm trying to figure out if it's possible. I hate that I only have a week to figure it out! #GAH

@hayley_betz I just tunnel-visioned my way through the website. Didn't read the email or look around, just bought the planner. #frugal

@hayley_betz I know, I just ordered the planner!

These people just gave a 3-year-old an iPod Touch for his birthday. Yes, I said a three-year-old. #what #why

"Oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but you didn't bring a pencil." #myhighschool