Just seen on fb a total stranger has tagged himself as my cleavage on a photo :s

Yknow when you just see some 50 year old women and you KNOW they work in the porn industry?

Slowly wilting...need a comfy sofa, a big duvet and some trashy TV! Oh and a bottle of lucozade and some chocolate. Bang tidy

Been absolutely thrashed around by waves this morning. An afternoon of watching the Olympics is most definitely called for

Wait til she has sex with a real life human! Gonna blow her mind http://t.co/gO2nl7ks

I'm becoming such a housewife atm. Watching trash TV and ironing...employment needs to start soon! #whathaveibecome

Please let these next 8 and a half hours go quickly...

I hate dissertations

It's funny how life has a way of taking you by surprise sometimes

26th May: EUROVISION!!!!!!!!!!

So it's chucking it down outside and an ice cream van has just pulled up. Optimism at it's finest...

I just want to go back to sleep

And so this long as hell day begins...

Finally just bought the Bombay Bicycle Club album on iTunes. Fingers crossed it gets me through this revision!!!!

Buying your family's Christmas presents on Christmas Day...the epitome of last minute shopping

There will NEVER be a song as good as Slade-Merry Christmas Everybody. Ever.

I finally get my laptop back today after giving it in and not clearing my history. Will I be able to look the tech guy in the eye? Lol

Someone needs to tell fat chicks its not ok to wear hotpants. Esp when you're trying it on with my bf. Slag

Yknow those naps where you take ages to come around? Got that.

But I can't tell what the lyrics are...'And I feeeeeel like jersey'?????