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What most girls worry about:
- why he didn't text back
I basically have three hair styles:
omg you called me a bitch I'm so offended I honestly did not know I was a bitch thank you for letting me know
I really need a hair cut but I don't want my hair to be any shorter than it is right now
*singing in the shower*
*simon cowell appears* “its a no from me”
I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
I HATE HOW MOVIES ARE SO UNREALISTIC MAKING THE PEOPLE WITH NO FRIENDS LOOK HOT LIKE NO HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE FRIENDS WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT
where can i download a flat stomach??
If justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
Me: “Mom can I go out with friends”
Mom: “First vacuum, mop the floors, wash the dishes, do the laundry, clean your room, then you can go”
things i haven't learned in high school:
buy a house
apply for college
but thank god i can graph a polynomial function
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.
If👏 He👏 Has👏 A👏 Girl👏 Friend👏 Back👏 The👏 Hell 👏 Off 👏 And👏 If👏 She👏 Has👏 A👏 Boy👏 Friend👏 Back👏 The👏 Hell 👏 Off 👏
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
If you can relate to my tweets, congratulations you're white! ♥ #contact: email@example.com.