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wifeoftj
A bug just got to second base with me.
@wifeoftj
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awryone
Is it Barry White or Teddy Pendergrass for seducing pizzas?
@awryone
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brianbolter
It may be harder and harder to get your secondhand smoke fix. Luckily, there will always be bumper to bumper traffic.
@brianbolter
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ConanOBrien
Sweet victory! I'm now trending higher than my twitter nemesis, Justin Bieber. Who's the tween heartthrob now?
@ConanOBrien
conanobrienswyf
Nevermind. Not a bathroom. I forgot I was in Taco Bell getting "food". I should pull my pants up.
@conanobrienswyf
Zaius13
My wife is gonna feel so stupid when I tell her that 'Exasperating Husband' is just a character I've been developing since we got married.
@Zaius13
lafix
"Put your feet in the stirrups and slide down." This mani/pedi just got interesting.
@lafix
jefferyharrell
Anybody else bugged by the fact that the "Karate Kid" remake is set in China and includes no karate?
@jefferyharrell
1
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lindstifa
It's going to snow tomorrow but it's 64 and sunny now so fuckyeahflipflops!
@lindstifa
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clapifyoulikeme
Marx is killing me.
@clapifyoulikeme
1
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biorhythmist
This Peter Pan joke never gets old.
@biorhythmist
brokenlife
Skinny Luke Wilson = funny.

Fat Luke Wilson = boring and pointless.
@brokenlife
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InsouciantGeek
Since it's a good time out of the 90's, is it safe to say now that I could not STAND Mother Love Bone?
@InsouciantGeek
1
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conanobrienswyf
Thin Mints = false advertising. I've gained 34 pounds in two days!
@conanobrienswyf
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NikiWithIssues
I'm smart enough to close a $2 million business deal and not feel happy about it.
@NikiWithIssues
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bliccy
Friday, I'm in *ugh*.
@bliccy
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trixieboots
"Hey, you know that bald dude who comes in here all the time? I saw him the other day wearing a toupee. He looked like Guy Smiley."
@trixieboots
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jasonmustian
I'm like "The Hamburglar," but for TVs.
@jasonmustian
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scholvin
I'm doing to this lasagna what Jon Stewart did to Glenn Beck.
@scholvin
1
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sucittaM
I pee'd in a prostitute's butt...


What? Like they have police for that?!
@sucittaM
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