@giromide's (pantsless) faved these recent tweets from @badbanana...
I hope they don't Paula Deen-and-Pass this health care bill. The butter alone will bankrupt us.
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What doesn't kill you makes you slower. -Ancient Zombie Wisdom
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Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward.
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Old Fashioned Root Beer®. Forcibly Tested On Old People.
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Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?
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The Royals website features a countdown to opening day as well as a countdown to playoff elimination.
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I bet the hardest part of being a sushi chef is cutting the heads off mermaids.
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