@giromide's (pantsless) faved these recent tweets from @brokenlife...
Upside to crying yourself to sleep: don't bother with the makeup remover.
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Kitchen Dance Party !!


Everybody got their wine? Good. Chips? Cool.


Rock on.
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sarkastickuntSpinchange
I just waited 15 minutes for a coffee drink that is completely incorrect. Well played stoner weekend crew at Caribou. #fml
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Skinny Luke Wilson = funny.

Fat Luke Wilson = boring and pointless.
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SlappNuttzCroweJamBeef_TongueMeetingBoy
Perfectly attired for this Walmart visit: exercise pants, slipper like clogs and sweaty hair. Dear Lord if I catch someone taking my picture
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Naps. Nothing like waking up sweaty, still tired and confused.
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Happiness is: embarrassing your 11 y/o son at his school lunch table...with his forgotten homework.
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TheUnsayable
Really, how many times can you watch Spider-Man?


I am asking for myself. And maybe Willem Dafoe.
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giromide
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I should not have been tweeting during #Lost last night. I am going to have to re-watch it. Also: wine.
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MVANARS1Nuclear49CroweJamTheUnsayable
That Lean Cuisine should NOT be popping like pop corn.


Everybody RUN.
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Who drives through the post office to mail a letter and misses?



That would be me.
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I seriously need a second account where I can make sex jokes... ugh....
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