@giromide's (pantsless) faved these recent tweets from @conanobrienswyf...
I had a dream that Johnny Depp still looked really hot even after seeing him in his last ten movies.
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giromide
I haven't washed my vodka cup in 3 days just in case there was some left stuck at the bottom.
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Rule: if you drink all the joe you better make mo'
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Today I'm going to Dream a Little Dream of getting my License to Drive that Silver Bullet. I'm Blown Away by that Lost Boy.
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I bet Stedman has bite marks all over him from Oprah getting hungry while she sleeps.
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giromide
There are only 4 places its ok to not wear deodorant: a drum circle, a Sublime tribute band concert, a hobo orgy, and work.
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giromide
Is a Hot Tub Time Machine something that erases all the bad decisions made in hot tubs? If so I need it to take me back to high school.
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