@giromide's (pantsless) faved these recent tweets from @paul_e_wog...
Some women say I'm a smooth operator, but I was fired from that 1950's phone company last week & I'm actually stubbly if I forget to shave.
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giromide
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To my morming Vitamins: if your job is to make my pee look awesome you are totally kicking ass.
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giromide
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itsjustEmsmashedpotatoesnicedreamdoo_overAdamJBonermanJabeeD
Hold up. What's the plural of Guiness? Guini? That sounds about right. I've had 9 Guini™.
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giromide
Accidentally graze my inner-thigh, I'm Irish!
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giromide
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itsjustEmbedheadblondeNikiWithIssuesSuck_A_Ducklinajklafixdrwblobertdoo_overdamndanm
Ugh. Why is my office's "inappropriate toucher" *always* a male?

And me?
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giromide