@giromide's (Mission: Impantsible) faved these recent tweets from @stevewhitaker...
Damn it. I forgot to set my calendar ahead a month last night.
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Let us all remember to give thanks to Jim Varney this Hey, Vernal Equinox.
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She asked me to make huevos rancheros for her, but apparently I did it wrong.

Anybody know how to get Hidden Valley off your balls?
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The League of Military Poultry is commanded by Colonel Sanders and General Tso.
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I'm not gonna write "Happy Brthday, @nevenmrgan!" because that's just too smple.
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