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Women saying they can't get any sex is like a man saying his dick rejected him for masturbation.

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When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you picture your parents fucking? You will now.

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Receiving hourly reminders of what color the beer was last night.

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Well that's the last time I snort Lucky Charms.

FUCK! What a headache!

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The bad news: I'll be hungover at work tomorrow.
The good news: your mom will get laid so she prolly won't cut herself tonight.

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Dude, I totally love your shit.

And your tweets.

And your mail.

I go through your garbage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee:

All over my dick.

OW OW OWWW!!!! I meant iced coffee! ICED COFFEE!!!

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I put my pants on both legs at the same time. I also hit my head a lot and see unicorns.

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Art school taught me that my favorite colored pills are the "primaries".

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↓ the guy that wrote that tweet down there ↓, total dick. ↓

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Beware the tweets of @sween.

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So, is it like Facebook? #slowtwitter

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