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That's it. I'm giving up college basketball. I'm going out into the wilderness to pray.

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Oh it smites. It smites mightily. They have cleft my heart in twain.

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Rising before the drugs have worn off no es bueno, señor.

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"Hey, you know that bald dude who comes in here all the time? I saw him the other day wearing a toupee. He looked like Guy Smiley."

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Salespitch and social commentary: "There's only one good thing about living in the ghetto. Appliances."

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Guy at the gym just tried to sell me a stolen refrigerator.

Maytag. "Real nice."

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Oh Vern, Vern. Gimme that play-by-play, Vern.

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Oh Vern Lundquist, you so dirty, baby. Say "stroking it deep" and "drilling in hard" just ten or eleven more times.

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I find it intrusive that the 2010 census form asks me to calculate weekly household consumption of half-and-half.

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Went to four different stores to find the right size coffee filters. Shot someone at the fourth.

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Let the bare ankles of spring be, um, bared. Blue pick-stitch Mary Janes. http://yfrog.com/b8131plj

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I'm sorry; I'm a bit confused. I'm expected to continue working during the NCAA Tournament?

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I should have been a galley slave.

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I don't like the imperious tone of this census. ▢Who ▢What (check one) does ▢he ▢she ▢it (check one) think ▢he ▢she ▢it (check one) is?

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