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Hard salt-washing rain falling in the Chicago burbs. Also… thunder and lightning!
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Bear with me. I need some help.

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I don't think you understand. A BEAR IS PHYSICALLY NEXT TO ME! PLEASE HELP!
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Toyota — Screaming Performance™
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One must be prepared for anything in the modern workplace, which is why I've installed these tickle fight gargoyles around my desk.
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Toyota — Flooring Customers™
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You had me at "kids eat for free on Tuesdays," Denny's.

You had me at "kids eat for free on Tuesdays."
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You can't spell "death by salmonella enteritis" without "salad bar."
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Ugh. I have the Fruity Pebbles sweats.
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@RexHuppke KEEP SEKRET MUZZLIM OBBAMA OUT OF MEDICAIRE AND $200 GYOKURO
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This new Karate Kid movie being set in China reminds me of that time I couldn't find any fajitas in Spain.
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I'm in a windbreaker.
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James Cameron will just digitally replace Kathryn Bigelow with himself.
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I'm just not feeling the same level of Canadian pride from the Oscars thus far.
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ZOMBIE STREAKER RUNS ONSTAGE BEHIND ZOMBIE DAVID NIVEN!
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I have to make a Trader Joe's run, so I'll just imagine all of Hollywood's brightest stars are wearing Members Only jackets and Bugle Boys.
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We get it, Hollywood. You're so freakin' progressive, you'll let a zombie conduct interviews with your brightest stars. (eyeroll)
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@NotHot NOT EVEN A BACK ROOM OF HORNY SHAME LIKE A PROPER VIDEO RENTAL SHOP!
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The snaps, crackles, and pops are the sounds of them pleading for help as they drown in the milk you poured.

Enjoy the Rice Krispies, kids!
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I'm fairly certain Plants Vs. Zombies is the game the Ktarians used to hypnotize the crew of the Enterprise-D.
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I'm at a train show.
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