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Purposefully crushed a slug on the sidewalk today. Not because it was ugly. Because it taunted me with its energy & purpose.
If you aren't weeping, shaking, afraid of dying, and collapsing in a heap of one another like limp rag dolls, somebody's faking it.
Does anyone remember when "deep" was complimentary?
In a way that didn't involve impressive sexual penetration?
In a way that didn't involve impressive sexual penetration?
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Working on a script for the final Caillou episode.
He is beheaded by his mom and dog.
It's a bit rough so far. Needs more polish.
He is beheaded by his mom and dog.
It's a bit rough so far. Needs more polish.
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If the goats really wanted to get across the bridge,
they would've ignored the supposed troll beneath it.
But then there's no fairy tale.
they would've ignored the supposed troll beneath it.
But then there's no fairy tale.
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Weird to be awash,
wet through our bones,
in rivers of talk, when there's
nothing new to say about anything.
wet through our bones,
in rivers of talk, when there's
nothing new to say about anything.
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In fits and bursts,
in electric magnetic outbursts,
from under the varnished door.
This is the way the world comes in.
in electric magnetic outbursts,
from under the varnished door.
This is the way the world comes in.
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Dark matter hums past us from the background.
The matter mostly missing. The dark guessed at
by the gravity of what is damn near there.
The matter mostly missing. The dark guessed at
by the gravity of what is damn near there.
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Literal is the new ironic.
Tell the hipsters. Tell the tastemakers. Tell the lemmings...!
Oops, too late.
Tell the hipsters. Tell the tastemakers. Tell the lemmings...!
Oops, too late.
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Dammit, I misspelled flaccid earler. Sometimes I can't spell words correctly until I *experience* them. I can spell priapus. Ladies.
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