Can you surround the field twice! #kenyanteachers

ROTFL RT @Liamadonyez: #844memories kushuka nyasi ziko mbele ya choo matuta ndio watu wategwe wakikimbia choo halafu wajikojolee!

What did the banana say to the other banana after spinning?I'm feeling Ndizi.via @martogiks

"@Donald_Kariuki: Fuck the motherfucker who stole my laptop,am going to buy the most expensive apple in the shop."goes for 30bob I think.

my laptop wont stop playing Rolling in the Deep.
i think its because its a Dell

RT @TheMwiti: New sexual position: 'the politician'....you climb to the top and don't do much

awezum! http://twitpic.com/3ywnl2

haha ati a show called 'The Nyeri Springer'

Haha http://t.co/64iXGzjw

"@JayFreaKay: "Kijana, you're sleeping on two mattresses? You're sleeping twice?" #KenyanTeachers #TrueStory"haha

I make the beat retarded so I'm calling it my slow jam.

"@Yellow_Mooon: It isi rench time my peopole, makey oney biggy line behindy me so thety we ara given vyakula mbari mbari. #TanzanianEnglish"

"@weedfact: According to one report, it would take 800 joints to kill a person but the cause of death would be carbon monoxide poisoning."

Lol RT @_RamzZy_ If u went to an expensive school #844memories is a muhfuggah for u. LMAO hata hujui useme nini. 'Riding Mr. Smith's horse?'

Hahahahaha. Love ManU.

These codes that keep on appearing on DSTV must be illuminatti

ION http://t.co/nWEjzZv

"@itsNdritu_: #amomentofAWKWARDsilence for the niggas who go for facials,manicures,pedicures & watch all th Soaps then tweet like gangstas."

juja only http://twitpic.com/5aln2t