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If Lance Armstrong was Indian his parents would be more ashamed of him being a cyclist than of the doping charges
The Pope resigns 3 days before Valentine's Day. Jaa Benedict, jee le apni zindagi
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V DABLU X Y Z - Indians
Stages of Mumbai rains:
2) It's called petrichor
4) This is getting annoying
6) Spirit of Mumbai
It'll take Indian tourists six months to turn the Taj Mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside
Aishwarya Rai is pregnant. Expect your BBM to be flooded with "How did she get pregnant? No Idea" jokes.
Heirarchy of respect in a traffic jam:
2. Imported sedan
Mannequins are perhaps the only time Indian men see matching bras and panties on a female body
My favourite Rahul Dravid moment still remains when he was on MTV Bakra and told a girl who wanted to marry him to study. Thank you, sir.
Everytime a protestor burns a tyre, a slum kid loses a toy
Here is fellow comic @varungrover talking about his corporate gig today. Read. Now. http://thesinglescreen.wordpress.com/2013/11/14/tujhe-sharam-nahin-aati-khud-ko-indian-bolte-huye/ …
Whoever gets Sachin out will probably have an FIR registered against him for hurting religious sentiments
Asked my kirana guy what he thought about FDI in retail. He responded with "gandu kuch khareedna hai toh bol time waste mat kar". Ah well.