@everyword it finally happened.

@laist aw man that rug really tied the room together!

if you ever feel that your life is not fragile, just scroll through @lascanner and behold the catastrophes that await.

"I can't force quit you!" – Broke Mac Mountain

Elliott Smith mural at Solutions got rehabbed on his birthday http://twitpic.com/62le9p

yo @lafontusa is house band for the @vice writers comedy show at @losglobosla tomorrow  https://www.facebook.com/events/256577344483329 … w/ @totallyallen @kylekinane

hey my band LA Font has a new song, it's really good, go hear it at @vice  http://noisey.vice.com/blog/listen-to-onshore-la-fonts-new-single … thx @noiseymusic!

Tonight, @lafontusa at @theechola with So Many Wizards!! Also "The American Leagues" is @exfm's Album of the Week!! ^_^ http://t.co/Mj3Krkfx

not lost or anything pic.twitter.com/Dl8qElA89N

"This Mac is definitely crashing!" – Modest Mousepad

tonight i have the "authority to call out bad jokes with bass slides"  https://www.facebook.com/events/256577344483329 … @lafontusa @totallyallen @vice @clublosglobos

who will mark our emails as read when we're gone

people of the world, please stop touching me

oh yeah @lafontusa gets back to @theechola-plex on @handssounds residency april 8  https://www.facebook.com/events/437104323045145/ … @mittromney @lindsaylohan @ibm

@every_show top 10 most worst hipster url loopholes of all time!

Listen To "Onshore," LA Font's New Single | NOISEY  http://noisey.vice.com/blog/listen-to-onshore-la-fonts-new-single … via @noiseymusic @lafontusa

that MORRISSEY IS HER DAD!!!!! RT ‏@franklinavenue NBC comedy pilot: GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA. 34-year-old woman wakes up from coma, discovers

Gun Appreciation Day Celebrated With Accidental Shootings at Gun Shows in North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana - @gawker  http://gawker.com/5977377/gun-appreciation-day-celebrated-with-accidental-shootings-at-gun-shows-in-north-carolina-and-ohio …

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