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we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
next time you are at a gallery yell out "HEY WHO ARTED" then everyone will laugh so much probably
yo if i was a ghost theres no way id hang out at graveyard or creepy old house id be hauntin the cluuubbb
she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street
i will be SO annoyed if Ice T & Coco have a baby and it is not named after a seasonal beverage
brb getting upset over something i made up in my head again
no YOU'RE taking a pregnancy test in an ihop bathroom
LOOK HOW PATIENTLY IM WAITING FOR HIM TO RESPOND ITS LIKE I DON’T EVEN CARE
If I had a racehorse I'd name it "Gambling is a Serious Illness"
when ppl mop grease off their pizza with a napkin i like to pick it up & ring it out onto my slice idk its just a power thing i guess
Excuse me, lady working at this ice cream place, but its rude to be moving so slow when there are ppl in line who clearly have broken hearts
honeysuckles have the best scent and the freak-nastiest name out of all flowers imo
i saw the best minds of my generation make dat booty clap
vacation idea: coma
What if I just came into work, took like 9 donuts, put them in my bag, then just left.
single & ready to die
lookin for a Combination Pizza Hut/ KFC/ Taco Bell/ Boyfriend
pretty dumb that i have to work really hard all the time even tho im a hot babe
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