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I hadn't realized Romney is an undecided. Sounds like he's starting to lean Obama.
“Thank you very much for blessing our rains down here.” — an African being polite when meeting Toto
*eats a Chicken McNugget* I ate the bones!
"Pardon me senator, but there is one more thing," Tim Cook interrupts from the floor of the Senate.
Which end of the earth has penguins and which has polar bears? I may never know.
If I were rich, I'd order like ten refills of printer ink. I just wouldn't care.
"I've got an idea. How about we make the black guy gay? Kind of a two birds one stone kind of thing." - TV writers
Seems like we could've come up with a better name for our galaxy.
How has nobody made an iPhone case that's also a gun?
Like what C. S. Lewis said about that "God-shaped hole" in the atheist heart except it's more like a crunchy burrito and my atheist stomach.
Many hours of backbreaking work today but that's just because the chair I was sitting in wasn't real great.
“Despite everything, I beliebe that people are really good at heart.” — Anne Frank
Jean Valjean? Laziest name since Disney called the Pocahontas guy "John Smith."
Oh… *that's* why Tom Nook always wears an apron.
Manifest plainness, embrace simplicity, reduce selfishness, have few desires. I guess.