i cant go to school tomorrow i fractured my motivation

warning: smoking weed was side effects like never shutting the fuck up about the fact that you smoke weed

but what is swaggy?

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A @mishacollins

Plot twist: country artist Taylor Swift writes a country song.

Remembering, out of the blue, that your sister gave you a temporary back tattoo of a guitar on your lower back. #wtf?

#Iwant my Facebook essay to be due in at least a week. 300 ins't a lot of words but common, this generation is lazy.

Lauren just saw Kurtis. HAPPY DANCE!!

L0Ve tYP!nG l!k3 tH!5 50met!m3§

I can't believe the school year is almost done... YYEEAAHHH!!! :<) Later b!tch$!! :P

He's Romeo, She's a Stalker. So a girl can't throw rocks at a guys window but it works vise versa? WHY?

@laurenkram EE-AW!

Chatrouletting... Where oh where is steve kardynal?

Just watched Happy Endings. I pefer Mark Douglas' as opposed to the word happy 5 times...

Ur on ut laptop? Im nm just SLEEPING! Its sokay @laurenkram

@laurenkram yes im wake... NOW!!

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"and if you guys are disrespectful, then I cant feed my 3 year old daughter and well both die" @laurenkram sound familliar?

Whoa. Ma bff lost her virginity at like 11... Did I say virginity? I meant kiss-inity

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