I take a breath; hold the air until there's nothing left. I'm feeling green, like teenage lovers between the sheets.

One day I will stand under the edge of a raincloud.

devil spawn stress pimple on my forehead, i officially dub you HECTOR.

Today I spent half an hour on public transport dressed as Dora the Explorer. Without my mask, I looked like an Asian tourist.

intestinal.tumblr.com. I WILL USE THIS ONE.

Sydney and Brisbane in September. Excited FOR THE MARKETS AND TACKY TOURIST ACTIVITIES.

I CAN DRIVE.

@refurbished hooray! me too!

Caramel looks like snot. Especially on a tissue.

USA is fucked against slovenia.

i hope you do not rest. for all the pain you have caused.

oomg omg omg glee. omg.

reading extended essay horror stories about rogue markers and failed appeals. uhh.

coolest name ever: hungry kids of hungary.

IT'S HAMMER TIME.

AGGGGHGHGHGHDHSGSGHHG.

CALLUM WEARS GLASSES WHAT A BABE #masterchef

OH MERCEDES YOU TOTALLY DID JUSTICE TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA. AND DAMIAN FROM MEAN GIRLS. #glee #encore

Jupiter One: I am 78% sure you were putting that cute Japanese accent on.

YAY GLEE.