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"FB guys" toh aise use karte ho jaise tum to kabhi Facebook kholte hi nahi ho bhenchod.
I realized you're not very smart the moment you followed me.
"Good for you" is just a polite version of "Do I look like I care?"
Retweet the witty ones. Favorite the pretty ones.
Infinity is defined as the distance between the light switch and your bed AFTER you're in bed.
"The harsh reality is exposed as soon as the movie ends,the book finishes and music stops."
When they're away from Twitter, it's not because they have a life outside or something, but an MTNL connection.
"Keep tweeting, don't worry about follower count" is the new "Karm karo, phal ki chinta mat karo".
To err is human, to harr harr is Mahadev.
" :P :p :P :p :P :p "- Dog
Main senti hun" - An emotional perfume.
Chelsea fans must by default be fans of Priyanka Chopra. Because plastic.
"I love George Clooney. But just as a friend." - No girl EVER.
I love your DP <3 #WhatItReallyMeans Saali ab toh DM karde.
#EroticTitles Apna Haath Jagannath
#ThingsLessFakeThanIPL your ~ micro ~ poetry
When I feel depressed, I start to think about the people who try to find love online. Works like a charm.
I sometimes think I'm too mature for my age.Then,I get back to watching Teletubbies.