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Just told my dog: Go drink some water from a bowl, like a human being!
Gay, straight, whatever: I will always love Frank Ocean for calling Chris Brown a "young Ike Turner."
here's a fun game- 1. take name of the first street you lived on. 2. think of the worst event of your sexual past. 3. that's it. goodnight.
Gonna spend afternoon in moisturizer aisle of CVS. I'm gonna creep up to ladies & whisper "it puts the lotion in the basket" in their ears.
I hope when Marc Gasol is presented with his "Defensive Player of the Year" trophy, Ibaka comes outta nowhere and swats it into the stands.
Honey Nut Cheerios
Huge NBA & NFL fan. I'm a German wine connoisseur. I'm also a shopping mall in the Philippines. It's a long story..