Just told my dog: Go drink some water from a bowl, like a human being!

@theyearofelan @digiornopizza Elan, how did you manage to demoralize DiGiorno Pizza w one tweet? smh

ugliest game in a while.. Mike Conley game's leading scorer w just 17, Grizz Big 3 (10-35 FG) @gumbonation @altthesis @snottiedrippen

Gay, straight, whatever: I will always love Frank Ocean for calling Chris Brown a "young Ike Turner."

here's a fun game- 1. take name of the first street you lived on. 2. think of the worst event of your sexual past. 3. that's it. goodnight.

Bones..breaking......phone....dying....must...tweet..........Coachel

Gonna spend afternoon in moisturizer aisle of CVS. I'm gonna creep up to ladies & whisper "it puts the lotion in the basket" in their ears.

@sbellelauren I wish more people ate parsley & less surf & turf :<

I hope when Marc Gasol is presented with his "Defensive Player of the Year" trophy, Ibaka comes outta nowhere and swats it into the stands.

@lakergrrrl yeah! From what I gathered, sounds like she just jumped into the mix and helped the injured. Not word of English!

@kgtrashtalk thought I'd show you my St. Patty's attire. pic.twitter.com/pNmcmJvSRG

RT @aaronkaro Be very careful when you google Buzkashi Boys. #oscars

Texas Instruments Massacre #lesserfilms

@simarw24 @snottiedrippen oh sure, I agree! I thought you were saying Kyrie would turn OKC into what Cavs are now & vice versa.

Honey Nut Cheerios

@snottiedrippen I still remember when Scott Skiles was fired by the Bulls on Christmas Eve.

@kdonhoops from the sound of things, I'd guess JVG just spent 3 hours bugging the cameramen w questions about the behind-the-glass-cam.

Chris Don'than (@mattritter1) RT @snottiedrippen Jodie Weeps RT @klew24 Duwite Coward RT @ih8thirstyhos: gotta mute Lakers, loss, Kobe, suck

@snottiedrippen but Nash out for a min, worthless bench play, Metta currently canceling out Kobe & Pau's contributions, he'd have some work

@snottiedrippen Strangely, if Phil takes Lakers job RIGHT NOW, & gets em Ws, it might just be first true test of his "coaching greatness."