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Second day in a row a lunch cashier has commented on my eye color. MY PECS ARE DOWN HERE LADIES!
Favorite word I hear engineers say: "sharding."
I need a twitter proofreader.
Has anyone invented a protein shake with caffeine and alcohol? If not I think I have a new product. I'll call it GrahamSlam™
Just walked by a 4yo casually singing "mrs. Robinson". Although his version went "cheese loves you more than you will know". #kidsTheseDays
"Sea Foam" is my favorite After Effects layer color-label.
"Sandstone" is pretty ok too.
Duck Tales! Wa-Ooo-ooo!
There. Now it's stuck in your head too.
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